I thought this was pretty funny. I had occasion recently to look at my high school yearbook (don't ask) and saw that I'd listed as my ambition: "To write profoundly, meaningfully, and prolifically enough to win love, respect, honor, and, above all, immense royalty checks."
Ah, callow youth. And so many adverbs!
My quote was the first two verses and chorus from "Wasted Years" by Iron Maiden.